And then I took a half hour to screw them into the back of our closet door. I still need to address the brassy hinges and doorknob. Le sigh.
I was pretty psyched to have more ways to be lazy, so I immediately hung up all the 'painting clothes' and other items that we wear several times before washing - finally freeing up our upstairs doorknobs.
I'm honestly not sure if I've done a good or bad thing!