To Maximus, for leaving him out of my "animal extravaganza" photo post yesterday. He was very upset about the omission, I know this because he farted under my nose at least three times tonight. To save my nostrils from further assault, I had to take his portrait and put it out here for you all to see. Anyway, how could I resist these eyes?
I even gave his photo the extra fancy 'sepia' treatment. Just don't tell him that my coat was strewn across a dining chair in the background, as I'm sure he wanted a spotless background for his professional debut.
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